Over the past year or so, illustration’s enfant terrible Mr Bingo (below) has been sending funny, abusive postcards (such as the one shown above) to people who requested to receive them (and paid a fiver for the privilege).

Inevitably, he's cashed in on the project and the cards have been collected into a book by Penguin.

Hate Mail costs £9.99 from good bookshops, or £6.99 from Amazon if you're a cheapskate – or of course you can wait until you get given a copy in your studio’s Secret Santa at Christmas.